IT Pros, We F*cked Up

we gotta talk. 🛠️💻

First, we fucked up with our last everyone tag — we made a joke about giving away an “@everyone” tag and it went bad. We just read our audience totally wrong and started to lean into being internet trolls a bit too much…

It was supposed to be a cheeky, over-the-top parody of those spammy giveaways we all hate. But we missed the mark. Big time. 🎯❌

We get it - nobody wants their notifications blown up, especially not in a community they trust. That's on us, and we're sorry. 🙏

The REAL Deal

Let's reboot this whole thing.

Here's what's actually happening:

🎁 We're giving away some seriously cool swag to FIVE lucky members:

• 2 months FREE access to our Premium Membership, normally $27/mo

• Our badass "metal" tee that'll make you look like the IT rockstar you are 🤘

• Stickers to deck out your battle station 🖥️

1 Lucky Winner will get:

• An AWS Cloud Practitioner Certificate Voucher, normally $100

What's in the Premium Package?

• A Discord role cooler than sudo access

• A personal resume review, lovingly hand-crafted.

• Weekly calls with fellow IT pros who want to advance their career (vent, learn, network - it's all good)

• A copy of "Shell Samurai" - because mastering Linux is the ultimate power move

How to Enter (The Non-Spammy Way)

• Join our Discord server between now and Monday, August 26 at 12 EST. 2.

• That's it. Seriously. We'll randomly select 5 new members who joined during this period.

Why We're Doing This

We're not just here to fix printers and turn things off and on again. This community is about bringing IT pros together, sharing the pain, and maybe even having a laugh about it.

We messed up, but we're learning. Just like that time we deployed to production instead of staging. 😅

P.S. If you're still mad, feel free to assign us a ticket with low priority. We'll get to it... eventually. 😉

-Stetson