Friday roundup: Cisco zero-day, systemd 262, and 974 reasons to patch

🤠 "Downsized After 20 Years," The 30-Day Playbook, and the Group That Shows Up

A member of this group got the call today. Here is the playbook for when it is your turn. 🤠

🤠 PaperCut, SonicWall, and Switchvox Shells

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🤠 "Helped Users," Keyword Soup, and the Title You Want

Your resume still sounds like the queue. Sysadmin postings do not hire the queue. 🤠

🤠 "Just Run This," Vendor EXEs, and a Desktop That Dies

Your Tuesday Tech tl;dr roundup 🤠

🤠 NetScaler by Saturday, SharePoint's RCE Chain, and the FBI's China Quartermaster

Your weekly Tech tl;dr roundup 🤠

🤠 "Fixed," "User Issue," and the 2am Reopen

They are not scrubbing the Teams huddle. They are opening the ticket. 🤠

🤠 Lookalike Chrome, Steve's 7-Zip, and One Command

I used to send the real URL. Now I send a command. 🤠

🤠 Sixty Tickets, Same Chair, and a Terminal That Eats You

The interview will not wait until Q4. Chapter 1 is free. 🤠

🤠 IKE Is Exploited, GitHub Died for Eight Hours, and Copilot Snitched on Itself

Your weekly Tech tl;dr roundup 🤠

🤠 Meta Drops 8K Tomorrow, Your NGINX Has an 18-Year-Old Bug, and Google Wants to Be Your AI Agent

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🤠 AI Agents Are Becoming Another Thing IT Has to Babysit

A Thursday long-form edition on agent sprawl, weird new security risk, and why the help desk is about to inherit another pile of productivity.